Veritable Tantrum

1. 8:20 a.m. (early risers get their alone time in before the rest of the workforce arrives)

2. 10:34 a.m. (the first few rounds of coffee head for the exit)

3. 1:42 p.m. (post-lunch dookie/lethargy period)

4. 5:15 p.m. (one last trip to prevent permanent kidney damage from having to go during rush hour traffic)

5. 6:08 p.m. (entry-level chauvinists self-indulge after hours)